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GOVERNMENT EXPLAINED:

FEUDALISM

You have two cows.Your lord takes some of the milk.

FACISM

You have two cows.The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM

You have two cows.You count the cows and find that you have four cows. You count again and, you now have 40 cows. You count again and finally find out that you have two cows. You don't care and simply pour another shot of Vodka.

DICTATORSHIP

You have two cows.The government takes both the cows and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY

You have two cows.Your neighors decide who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY

You have two cows.At fist the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them.Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain.Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

SURREALISM

You have two girrafes.The government requires you to take the harmonica lessons.

COMMUNISM

You have two cows.The government takes both and gives you the milk.

NAZISM

You have two cows.The government takes both and shoots you.

CAPITALIS

MYou have two cows.You sell one and buy a bull.

NEPALESE DEMOCRACY

You have two cows.You sell one, buy a bull;take out huge loan on the cow, and ignore both the cow and loan from that point on; then you try to milk the bull, and blame the Japanese for its lack of production.