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Aishwarya Rai Syndrome and Hrithic Roshan Syndrome
Taken from New O.P. Ghai, 6th edition, page number 70,
It is a syndrome, given in O.P.Ghai,( possibility, may be ask the question in some entrances, at least in state PG)
" Issues regarding body weight,general attractiveness, breast size,complexion, and acne are some of the main body image concerns for adolescent girls."
It actually comes under Body Image Syndromes.
Similarly
Hrithic roshan Syndrome for Boys
SARDARJI's Mom's Letter
Dear banta Vahe Guru ! I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.
I wont be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to bring our earlier address plate here, so that our address will remain same too. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the commode. I'm not sure it works. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery. By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is really badmash. He told her that two-piece swimming suit is not allowed in this club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove? Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried at sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father. There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened. P.S: Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter
I wont be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to bring our earlier address plate here, so that our address will remain same too. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the commode. I'm not sure it works. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery. By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is really badmash. He told her that two-piece swimming suit is not allowed in this club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove? Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried at sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father. There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened. P.S: Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter
Polithicsssssssssss
GOVERNMENT EXPLAINED:
FEUDALISM
You have two cows.Your lord takes some of the milk.
FACISM
You have two cows.The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM
You have two cows.You count the cows and find that you have four cows. You count again and, you now have 40 cows. You count again and finally find out that you have two cows. You don't care and simply pour another shot of Vodka.
DICTATORSHIP
You have two cows.The government takes both the cows and drafts you.
PURE DEMOCRACY
You have two cows.Your neighors decide who gets the milk.
BUREAUCRACY
You have two cows.At fist the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them.Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain.Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
SURREALISM
You have two girrafes.The government requires you to take the harmonica lessons.
COMMUNISM
You have two cows.The government takes both and gives you the milk.
NAZISM
You have two cows.The government takes both and shoots you.
CAPITALIS
MYou have two cows.You sell one and buy a bull.
NEPALESE DEMOCRACY
You have two cows.You sell one, buy a bull;take out huge loan on the cow, and ignore both the cow and loan from that point on; then you try to milk the bull, and blame the Japanese for its lack of production.
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